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When Life Gives You Vampires

By Gloria Duke
When Life Gives You Vampires by Gloria Duke digital book - Fable

Publisher Description

Bridget Jones for the vampire obsessed: fans of Olivia Dade, Tessa Bailey, and Julie Murphy will love to sink their teeth into this charming romantic comedy.

Single (plus size) vampire, desperately in search of a life.

Twenty-five year old Lily Baines is used to waking up hungover, overweight, and underemployed. Waking up with fangs? Not so much. But when a little light necking has more serious consequences than she ever imagined, Lily's determined to get to the bottom of it, or die (again) trying.

Tristan hadn't meant to turn Lily—it's against vampire law—but now that she's here, they need to team up to save both their hides. They strike an uneasy truce, fending off other vampires, Lily's work-rival-turned-slayer, and her mother's tone-deaf romance and fitness advice…all while Lily faces down her insecurities about the fact that she lives in a diet-obsessed world with a body that will never age, never die, and never change. 

Falling for her maddeningly gorgeous sire? Easy. Surviving an ancient vampire Master determined to see her twice-dead? Piece of cake. But can Lily ever truly learn to love the woman she'll be forever more?

Perfect for fans looking for:

  • a little Halloween spirit
  • body positive representation
  • enemies to lovers vibes

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“The gen-z writing style was obvi not meant for this elder millennial. The protagonist was really not likable. I was hoping for more body positivity which happens at the end but it does not feel earned. Much like the romance plot or her working things out with her mom. I really wanted to like it but it just did not work for me.”
Rolling on the Floor Laughing Face“▫️1st Person POV▫️ It started out pretty entertaining, the FMC was funny and the story was interesting. It did get kind of boring toward the second half though. Ending was okay.”

About Gloria Duke

Gloria Duke is currently living her best life as a paranormal rom-com author. In her previous life, she was a WGA-Award-winning radio writer, a TV sitcom writer, and a brand advertising creative director. She hates humidity but loves a comfy pair of pajamas, a big glass of red wine, and—of course—a good love story.

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