We Break Things, Professionally
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Max didn't mean to punch an ice tiger through a city bus, but in his defense—he warned it.
The portal to the spirit realm was supposed to stay sealed. Instead, it's raining magical frost beasts, the vampire in charge is having an existential crisis, and Max is once again solving problems with his fists and zero backup plan. Good thing he's got Duchess, his pint-sized hellhound with a god complex and a fireball for every occasion.
Explosions? Check. Sarcasm? Constant. Collateral damage? …Look, it's called We Break Things Professionally for a reason.
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About Tami Veldura
Tami Veldura is an enby/aro/ace author of queer fiction. They have published short stories in anthologies Fresh Starts, Hauntings, Love Among The Thorns, Love Is Like A Box Of Chocolates, the magazine Galaxy's Edge, and they are a contributing member of the scifi magazine Boundary Shock Quarterly. They publish new work every month, crossing every genre, but always featuring queer characters and found families.
As S.T. Lynn, they write uplifting, sweet, and tropey fantasy fiction, featuring women front and center. Including fairy tales, elves, magic, and happy endings for young adults and young-at-heart.
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