Poems to Poop by
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Cheeky verse for loads of bathroom fun!
“Brilliant from one end to the next!” —T. P. Eliot, “The Waste Land”
“A literary laxative for our times!” —Elizabeth Barrett Browning, “To Flush, My Toilet”
Poems to Poop by will relax and entertain you and your bathroom guests whenever nature calls. Find humor and relief in this witty, toilet-friendly treasury featuring hundreds of outhouse odes, poo haikus, Insta-poems, and joyfully silly rhymes to pass the time. Keep this colon-clearing collection toilet-side or take it with you wherever you go!
- Treat yourself to a poetic poop break anytime you need it
- Enjoy updated classics like “Tinkle, Tinkle, Little Star,” “One Flush, Two Flush,” and “Stopping to Pee on a Snowy Evening”
- Indulge your love of bathroom humor with verse that’s sure to move you
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