Mikey Longhaul: Time Traveling Hitchhiker

Time is not a river. Time is the ticking of the clock. Time is not a loop where people run around and repeat the same day over and over.

No.

Time is a highway.

It is a long well paved highway that goes from the start of creation on until the end of everything. Don't be alarmed. There are offramps along the way. You can drive the Time Highway and get off at your favorite eras. You just need to be able to be on the Highway.

Like any major thorough fare, there are folks who stand on the side of the road and stick out their thumbs. Hitching rides happen wherever their vehicles going this way and that and the Time Highway is no different. 

Enter our hero, Mikey Longhaul. He spends his non-linear life bumming lifts up and down the stretch of Time. He is a fun guy to hang with and he gets into crazy adventures. There was the time he was picked up by a carful of monkees trying desperately to evolve. He meets an older version of himself who is not on the up and up. He winds up in a famous early movie where he is being chased by the ravishing time cop, Officer Carlita. 

Why don't you join him on these romps, and many others. He might show you a thing or two to be a better traveler through time, as we all are.