Llama Tell You a Story

Pull up a chair, make yourself at home. That's right. Kick off your shoes, put your feet up on the footstool. Pour a glass of lemonade and settle in. "Llama" tell you a story or three.

How about Lassie fighting a tribe of mutant tumbleweeds? Or a unicorn meeting her destiny at the hands of a djinn? Maybe a story of giant dragonflies wreaking vengeance on playground bullies is more your style. Or a butterfly transformed into a woman. Or dust bunnies waging a war. Perhaps a tale of courage and justice meted out by a rattlesnake, a jackal, and a horny toad? Or the tale of the time when Cthulhu was summoned on accident. In an outhouse.

It's all here, in this collection of fifteen stories, including eight brand-new ones. Fifteen tales of beings, human and not, trying to find their heart's desire—whether vengeance or justice or happiness or just a bovine companion. Some find it, some find only disappointment.

You'll just find some darned tootin' good tales.