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3.5 

Johnny Would You Love Me If My Dick Were Bigger

By Brontez Purnell
Johnny Would You Love Me If My Dick Were Bigger by Brontez Purnell digital book - Fable

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“Brontez is a raw tongue of flame blazing through all the blatant fakery and insincere bullshit of today’s gay/music/human scene. This audacious non-memoir burnt the hair off the back of my neck and had me rolling with glee.” —S.F. Bay Guardian

A dirty cult-classic put out in a small batch by an underground publisher (Rudos and Rubes) in 2015, Johnny Would You Love Me If My Dick Were Bigger recounts the life of an artist and “old school homosexual” who bears a big resemblance to author Brontez Purnell. Our hero doesn’t trust the new breed of fags taking over San Francisco, though. They wear bicycle helmets, seat belts, and condoms. Meanwhile, he sabotages his relationships, hallucinating affection while cruising in late night parks, bath-houses, and other nooks and crannies of a newly-conservative, ruined city.

Furiously original, vital, and messy, this funny “non-memoir” uncovers a revelatory truth for the age: there are things far scarier than HIV.



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24 Reviews

3.5
“i think i preferred 100 boyfriends but this was still a gag from start to finish ! i found it vv interesting to learn about bug chasing and sexual risk taking outside of a clinical environment, such depth and complexity of themes but addressed with humour and wit throughout which made for a fast paced and engaging read”
Expressionless Face“Very chaotic and disorganised writing. The same things happened in basically every chapter, but just in different ways.”

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