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For This We Left Egypt?
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If you've ever suffered through a Seder, you're well aware that the entire evening can last as long as the exodus from Egypt itself. There are countless stories, dozens of blessings, and far too many hand-washings while the meal turns cold. Now prepare to be entertained by another version of the book that's responsible for this interminable tradition.
With this hilarious parody Haggadah from the comedic minds of Dave Barry, Alan Zweibel, and Adam Mansbach, good Jews everywhere will no longer have to sit (and sleep) through a lengthy and boring Seder. In
the authors take you through every step of the Seder, from getting rid of all the chametz in your home by setting it on fire with a kosher blowtorch to a retelling of the Passover story starring Pharaoh Schmuck and a burning bush that sounds kind of like Morgan Freeman, set against the backdrop of the Promised Land—which turned out not to be a land of milk and honey but rather one of rocks and venomous scorpions the size of Yorkshire terriers. You then eat a celebratory brisket and wrap up the whole evening by taking at least forty-five minutes to say good-bye to everyone.
So gather all the Jews in your life (even the few who don't appear to be long-suffering) and settle in for a fun way to pass the time while waiting for Elijah to show up.
"[
] brings a fair measure of levity to a holiday when leavening is banned." —
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About Dave Barry
is a Pulitzer Prize-winning humor writer whose columns and essays have appeared in hundreds of newspapers over the past thirty-five years. He has also written a number of
bestselling humor books, including
and
.
Other books by Dave Barry
Adam Mansbach
An original Saturday Night Live writer,
has won multiple Emmy and Writers Guild of America Awards for his work in television, which also includes
, and
. In the theater he collaborated with Billy Crystal on the Tony Award-winning play
, wrote the off-Broadway play
which he adapted from his book, and his novel
won the 2006 Thurber Prize for American Humor.
is the author if the instant
bestsellers
and
, as well as the novels
, and
, winner of the California Book Award. His work has appeared in the
,
, the
, and on National Public Radio's
.
Together, Adam and Alan are also the authors of the first book in this series,
Other books by Adam Mansbach
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