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Everyone in This Bank Is a Thief

By Benjamin Stevenson
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Ten heists. Ten suspects. A murder mystery only Ernest Cunningham can solve in this delightfully clever and twisty new novel in Benjamin Stevenson’s bestselling series—perfect for fans of Richard Osman and Anthony Horowitz.

I’ve spent the last few years solving murders. But a bank heist is a new one, even for me. I’ve never been a hostage before.

The doors are chained shut. No one in or out. Which means that when someone in the bank is murdered, everyone is a suspect.

THE BANK ROBBER

THE MANAGER

THE SECURITY GUARD

THE KID

THE FILM PRODUCER

THE PRIEST

THE RECEPTIONIST

THE PATIENT

THE CAREGIVER

ME

Turns out, more than one person planned to rob the bank today. You can steal more from a bank than just money.

Who is stealing what? Are they willing to kill for it? And can I solve the crime before the police kick down the door and rescue us?




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““Everyone steals, whether it’s product or effort, money or time. There’s more you can steal from a man than just his wallet. Air, for example.””
“This was not for me. This is the only book I have read in this series. The writing style, which many referred to as charming and witty, just felt too contrived to me. The whole thing felt like it was trying too hard to be quirky and funny. It ended up just feeling cheesy to me. The main character was annoying and did not make a single smart decision the entire book. Also, the storyline in general was ridiculous. Without giving it away, I'll just say the coffin scene, the switching clothes, and the spontaneous combustion concepts were too much. There was no tension during the robbery to keep me invested in figuring out what was going on, which made the book hard to get through. I also hate being addressed directly, as it takes me out of the story. Overall, this required a LOT of disbelief suspension and I just wasn't able to do that. Thank you to Mariner and NetGalley for the ARC.”

About Benjamin Stevenson

Benjamin Stevenson is an award-winning stand-up comedian and USA Today bestselling author. He is the author of the globally popular Ernest Cunningham Mysteries, including Everyone in My Family Has Killed Someone, which is currently being adapted into a major HBO TV series, and Everyone on This Train Is a Suspect. His most recent mystery is Everyone This Christmas Has a Secret. His books have sold over 750,000 copies in twenty-nine territories and have been nominated for eight “Book of the Year” awards.

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