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Colin Gets Promoted and Dooms the World
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WARNING! Under no circumstances must employees strike a deal with unauthorized personnel on Dark Enterprises property. Such behavior could result in death…or the end of the world.WARNING! Under no circumstances must employees strike a deal with unauthorized personnel on Dark Enterprises property. Such behavior could result in death…or the end of the world.
Colin is a low-level employee at Dark Enterprises, a Hell-like multinational corporation solving the world’s most difficult problems in deeply questionable ways. After years of toiling away in a cubicle, he's ready to climb the corporate ladder and claim the power he's never had.
The only problem is, he’s pretty sure he’s about to be terminated. Like, terminatedterminated. That's tough, because his BFF has just set him up with a great guy. In fact, maybe he's a little too too great. And asks a lot of questions...
When Colin meets a shadowy figure promising him his heart’s deepest desire, he can’t resist the urge to fast-track his goals. In return for a small, unspecified favor, he asks for the one thing that will improve his life: a promotion.
But that small favor unleashes an ancient evil. People in New York are disappearing, the world might be ending, and Management is starting to notice. Getting to the top is never easy, and now it’s up to Colin to save the world. It's the ultimate power move, after all.
Colin is a low-level employee at Dark Enterprises, a Hell-like multinational corporation solving the world’s most difficult problems in deeply questionable ways. After years of toiling away in a cubicle, he's ready to climb the corporate ladder and claim the power he's never had.
The only problem is, he’s pretty sure he’s about to be terminated. Like, terminatedterminated. That's tough, because his BFF has just set him up with a great guy. In fact, maybe he's a little too too great. And asks a lot of questions...
When Colin meets a shadowy figure promising him his heart’s deepest desire, he can’t resist the urge to fast-track his goals. In return for a small, unspecified favor, he asks for the one thing that will improve his life: a promotion.
But that small favor unleashes an ancient evil. People in New York are disappearing, the world might be ending, and Management is starting to notice. Getting to the top is never easy, and now it’s up to Colin to save the world. It's the ultimate power move, after all.
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3.5
“Hilarious and a little unhinged. This book was everything it promised and I honestly read it quickly (I had to see where it led, I'm NOT a fast reader.). It wasn't complicated and the dark humor was the fun I needed to get away from reality.
Lots of great quotes I sent via text and shade thrown at Starbucks. Not mad about it. 😁”Start a Book Club
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