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Battle of the Linguist Mages

By Scotto Moore
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Publisher Description

“This is a stand-alone novel with material enough for six... By the halfway point, it had blown my mind twice... an audacious, genre-bending whirlwind.” —New York Times

“It reads like Snow Crash had a dance-off with Gideon the Ninth, in a world where language isn't a virus from outer space, it's a goddamn alien invasion.” —Charles Stross


In modern day Los Angeles, a shadowy faction led by the Governor of California develops the arcane art of combat linguistics, planting the seeds of a future totalitarian empire.

Isobel is the Queen of the medieval rave-themed VR game Sparkle Dungeon. Her prowess in the game makes her an ideal candidate to learn the secrets of "power morphemes"—unnaturally dense units of meaning that warp perception when skilfully pronounced.

But Isobel’s reputation makes her the target of a strange resistance movement led by spellcasting anarchists, who may be the only thing stopping the cabal from toppling California over the edge of a terrible transformation, with forty million lives at stake.

Time is short for Isobel to level up and choose a side—because the cabal has attracted much bigger and weirder enemies than the anarchist resistance, emerging from dark and vicious dimensions of reality and heading straight for planet Earth!

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78 Reviews

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“Explanations can’t easily contain the energy of this book. The vibrant color of it, the absurd humor and heartfelt positivity in the face of despair, come through in distinct but thematically unified forms throughout. This book has my recommendation, unqualified and unlimited; if you have not read it, I suggest you do. It feels at different times like three different books; the phases of progression are like the outline of an epic fantasy trilogy, but the pacing here is appropriately cranked up to Nightcore speeds. It’s amazing just how much can actually happen in a book this size without feeling like you’ve lost any important development, the characters (even the antagonists) are understandable without being one-dimensional. There are even characters introduced very late on - literally the last few chapters, and the chapters are digestibly short - who are granted complexity and motive. There may be people who read this book and decide that Ezekiel is their favorite character, for all that they get a handful of dialogue lines. And rightly so! They were a well principled individual dealing with a difficult situation and chose to act in accordance with the established principles they knew; that’s a respectable thing to do, and puts them with a very tall head and shoulders above a fair majority of other characters in the story. But maybe you don’t like having a lot of book in your books; maybe book about magically cramming more meaning than should be possible into every sound, which itself seems to cram more plot, character, and meaning into every word, somehow doesn’t appeal. That’s fair; if this was in your comfort zone, you’d probably have already read it without my prompting. But if you have a chance, and I recommend you make a chance if one doesn’t helpfully appear for you on its own, start reading this. It’s easily a new favorite of mine and I didn’t expect it to be. It is the book promised by its title, but it was never what I expected at any point. I regret that I never get to read it for the first time again, but I expect to read it again many times in the future.”

About Scotto Moore

SCOTTO MOORE is a Seattle playwright, whose works include the black comedy H.P. Lovecraft: Stand-up Comedian!, the sci-fi adventures Duel of the Linguist Mages and interlace [falling star], the gamer-centric romantic comedy Balconies, and the a cappella sci-fi musical, Silhouette. He is the creator of The Coffee Table, a comedic web series about a couple that discovers their new coffee table is an ancient alien artifact that sends their house shooting through the void. He is also behind the popular Lovecraft-themed meme generator, Things That Cannot Save You (“a catalog of your doom”), which spawned his novella, Your Favorite Band Cannot Save You. Moore's debut novel, Battle of the Linguist Mages, was met with widespread critical acclaim, with the New York Times calling it "...an audacious, genre-bending whirlwind."

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