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Battle of the Linguist Mages

By Scotto Moore
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Step into a mind-bending fusion of virtual reality gaming, alien linguistics, and a darkly humorous rebellion against a totalitarian empire in this audacious, genre-defying sci-fi thriller.

"This is a stand-alone novel with material enough for six... By the halfway point, it had blown my mind twice... an audacious, genre-bending whirlwind." —New York Times

"It reads like Snow Crash had a dance-off with Gideon the Ninth, in a world where language isn't a virus from outer space, it's a goddamn alien invasion." —Charles Stross

In modern day Los Angeles, a shadowy faction led by the Governor of California develops the arcane art of combat linguistics, planting the seeds of a future totalitarian empire.

Isobel, the Queen of the medieval rave-themed VR game Sparkle Dungeon, becomes an ideal candidate to learn the secrets of "power morphemes"—unnaturally dense units of meaning that warp perception when skilfully pronounced. But her reputation makes her the target of a strange resistance movement led by spellcasting anarchists, who may be the only thing stopping the cabal from toppling California over the edge of a terrible transformation, with forty million lives at stake.

As time runs short, Isobel must level up and choose a side—because the cabal has attracted much bigger and weirder enemies than the anarchist resistance, emerging from dark and vicious dimensions of reality and heading straight for planet Earth!

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At the Publisher's request, this title is being sold without Digital Rights Management Software (DRM) applied.

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“This book has an interesting concept with fun characters. I felt like the ending could have used some work. It felt a bit anti-climactic and there were quite a few loose ends without any hint that there might be a book two to resolve them.”
“This is NOT for everyone. I almost quit this book. I've seen it described as actively bad. Describing 30 pages of the plot made my partner ask what the hell kind of book it was. In the end, I liked it. I got this book way more after I realized that the world and the writing is based on some plays from the early 2010s. It's written with a dose of early 2010s internet cringe, but for me it's a time capsule to a more fun time instead of just pure dated writing. The plot is one of the densest and weirdest things I've experienced, but I love me some weird dense plot. Four stars for me, skip for most people.”

About Scotto Moore

SCOTTO MOORE is a Seattle playwright, whose works include the black comedy H.P. Lovecraft: Stand-up Comedian!, the sci-fi adventures Duel of the Linguist Mages and interlace [falling star], the gamer-centric romantic comedy Balconies, and the a cappella sci-fi musical, Silhouette. He is the creator of The Coffee Table, a comedic web series about a couple that discovers their new coffee table is an ancient alien artifact that sends their house shooting through the void. He is also behind the popular Lovecraft-themed meme generator, Things That Cannot Save You (“a catalog of your doom”), which spawned his novella, Your Favorite Band Cannot Save You. Moore's debut novel, Battle of the Linguist Mages, was met with widespread critical acclaim, with the New York Times calling it "...an audacious, genre-bending whirlwind."

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